also:
just yelling at my cat “you’re a jerk you’re an asshole” and texting people i shouldn’t. I SHOULDNT BE HOME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT.
alternate title: don’t schedule work on a weekend unless it involves getting a free trip to puerto vallarta where a skeezy filmmaker who lives with his girlfriend in SF offers for youto stay in his hotel room. i wasn’t born YESTERDAY. but hey, props for being good looking and a terrible person. YOU ARE SO UNIQUE
